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  • Overheard in the Elizabeth Line

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  • The Neumann King – a parody

    VAGINA DENTATA Why, when I was a young mam’selle,I weren’t no normal damsel!I found my downstairs lacked a certain appeal,I would have to brush twice after every meal.I’m a sensitive soul, but my boyfriend was mean,When instead of KY he applied Listerine…And oh, the shame!What this issue became!But he got a real shock,When it bit… Read more

  • Marks & Spencer Christmas campaign 2018

    A couple of little ditties I was commissioned to compose for the Marks & Spencer #MyMarksFave Christmas campaign. Plus over 848k views on Facebook and 386k views on Twitter Plus over 946k views on Facebook. Read more

  • A TOWN CALLED MADNESS – a novella

    To raise money for Red Nose Day 2015, I took up the challenge to write a 20,000 word novella in one 27 hour sitting. It was well-meaning but fool-hardy, delusional and one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. But I did it, the goshdarn verbal abolition exists in all its weirdness and, if you… Read more