WORD TO YOUR MALT LOAF – A parody

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An ode to my two favourite* things:

*subject to artistic interpretation

Stop, collaborate and listen,
I gotta hop with a brand new addiction.
Something, a-sweeter than green jelly,
Come a'honey eat me, dee-light your belly.
Gonna have a chew? Boo! I dare you.
Try take a chomp, chump, it's like glue.
To the extreme, it's like a dream when it get me,
Butter it up and get a cup for my Tetley.
Use that tongue and let your tastebuds roam,
Filling your gut like expandable wall foam.
Tasty - when your teatime is heavenly,
Anything less for your guests is a felony.
Love it or leave it, you'll never gain weight ,
Raisins hell-raising, don't hate, underrate.
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it,
Gimme a loaf and ensure you malt it!

CHORUS
So- So- Soreen, delicious
So- So- Soreen, capricious 
So- So- Soreen, it's vicious
So- So- Soreen, nutritious
Yo man, let's go to Tesco
(Word to your malt loaf)
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